Stephen Colbert

Colbert Issues Apology to Trump: ‘I’m Sorry You’re President’

Stephen Colbert went after President Trump Monday night in a scathing monologue which culminated with the “Late Show” host issuing an “apology” for Trump having become president. The comedian mocked a recent Trump tweet in which the president demanded an apology in light of new reports about the Obama administration failing to act on Russia’s election meddling. “I’m a big enough man to apologize,” Colbert responded. “And I believe I speak for the majority of Americans when I say this: I’m sorry you’re president,” he said to raucous cheers. Earlier in the monologue, Colbert mocked Trump for referring to himself as “T” in other recent tweets. “Who the hell is ‘T’? he asked, showing a photo-shopped “new presidential photo” of the president looking like Mr. T. Colbert has blasted Trump consistently on his show, including in a widely-criticized monologue last month in which he used a vulgar term to refer to the president’s relationship with Russian President Vladimir Putin. Colbert was in Russia last week filming segments for the show in St. Petersburg.

Colbert is such a tool..  Just fathom if self-righteous, arrogant, sanctimonious idiots like Colbert had made such over-the-top diatribes against Obama…or Hillary.  There would be unending calls of racism, sexism, and every other kind of -ism you can possibly imagine.  Then, there would be calls for them to be fired and on and on..  There was a time when people like Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, and others would make slight, tasteful political jabs at presidents, and other political figures of BOTH parties in their opening monologues.  And, it would be funny.  But, now that civility is history.  And, we’re stuck with nauseating fools like Stephen Colbert who have no class, and use their (ostensibly comic) forums to just grandstand their extreme liberal biases, offend, and divide.  If you’re as sick of it as I am, stop watching Colbert, and go to the CBS website and tell the  executives there how you feel.

Stephen Colbert Brutally Mocks Rachel Maddow’s Lengthy Trump Tax Form Tease

Stephen Colbert poked fun at MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow on Wednesday’s Late Show, following Maddow’s show on Tuesday night when she revealed two of President Donald Trump’s tax forms. “I hold in my hand something very significant,” Colbert said, dressed in Maddow’s signature blazer in front of a graphic that resembled the backdrop used on The Rachel Maddow Show. “It is a joke, a joke that we have confirmed has been heard by Donald Trump. We believe this is the first time any joke dealing with Donald Trump has been released.” Colbert rambled on, poking fun at Maddow’s nearly 20-minute-long preamble intro on Tuesday’s program before revealing the tax information, an act that made Maddow the subject of much Twitter mockery. “Why did the chicken …,” Colbert teased before adding, “but first a word on chickens” and segueing into a lengthy informational rant on the fowls and pulled out a live chicken in a necktie. “Why did the chicken cross the road?” Colbert finally continued. “OK, what are roads?” he added, launching into another series of non-sequiturs. When it finally seemed as though Colbert would deliver the punchline, he tossed to commercial. Maddow had invited investigative journalist David Cay Johnston onto her show to reveal two less-than-revelatory leaked pages from Trump’s 2005 1040 form. The Pulitzer prize-winning reporter said the information was delivered to him anonymously, and unsolicited, in the mail. Based on the documents, Trump paid $36.5 million in taxes on $153 million in income, for an effective tax rate of around 24 percent. That percentage is higher than what the average American pays each year..

No kidding!  Trump was at 24%, while Obama was aroun 18%, and crazy ol’ socialist Bernie Sanders was around 13%.  Not exactly paying YOUR fair share, huh Bernie?  The whole “revelation” by Rachel was a total flop.  Despite Hillary’s assertion that Trump may not have paid any federal income taxes, we learned in 2005 he paid around $38 MILLION dollars in federal taxes, and was in a pretty high tax bracket, and took some pretty standard, legal, deductions.  There was no there, there.  If anything, it made Trump look pretty good…which is why a few Democrat pollsters has suggested this story get dropped, and quick.  Rachel portrays herself as this super smart, elitist, who kinda makes fun of the unwashed conservatives…and in the process reveals herself to be the real fool.  Kudos to Stephen, who is an uber-liberal himself, for mocking her.  You know its bad, when a liberal eats one of their own like this..  To see the video, and read the rest of this article, click on the text above.   🙂

Colbert: It ‘Wouldn’t Hurt’ for Trump to Read the Constitution

Sunday on CBS’s “Face the Nation,” comedian and host of the network’s late-night program Stephen Colbert sarcastically recommended President-elect Donald Trump should read the Constitution. When asked what one thing Trump should read before entering office Colbert said, “Well, the Constitution wouldn’t hurt because I’m not sure if he’s as familiar with it as, as, as one would hope, and it’s a pretty good read. Pretty good read. It’s well thought out.” He added, “I actually don’t know what he’s lacking in information. I mean, if we’re to believe his ghostwriter, he might want to read ‘Art of the Deal’ because he says didn’t write a word of it.”

Wow..  This is so rich..  Stephen Colbert is a very liberal, almost socialist (big surprise) Canadian…and he’s suggesting that Trump read the U.S. “Constitution?”  lol   Maybe he should tell Obama, who has spent the last 8 years penning brazenly unconstitutional executive orders, to read that great document.  What a self-righteous moron Stephen is!  He tries to portray himself as this thoughtful, smart comedian..who can talk politics and other heady topics on liberal Sunday talk shows..  Yet, he’s making a total fool of himself, if you actually consider what he’s saying.  And these idiots at Face the Nation don’t have the journalistic competence to simply ask, “what specific part of the Constitution, or it’s Bill of Rights, do you think Trump, who hasn’t even been in public office yet, needs help with?  Clearly you have some fear that he’ll violate some provision.  Which part? And please be specific.”  Any even remotely mediocre journalist would follow up like that.  But, since Stephen is on their side politically, and is feeding their agenda to discredit the President elect, they just give stupid comments like his a pass.  Typical..

 

Colbert Launches ‘Late Show’ with Donald Trump on Screen With KKK (Video)

Stephen Colbert’s first night on the Late Show proved he’s still every bit the left wing hack he was on Comedy Central. He spent almost six solid minutes bashing Donald Trump but not a single joke about Hillary Clinton’s email scandal or crazy Socialist Bernie Sanders. In the course of his anti-Trump routine, he even put Donald Trump’s face on screen with an image of the KKK. In he first show he plays the Trump-KKK comparison. Sad. Like all good little liberals, Colbert fails to acknowledge that the KKK was created by Democrats. Joe Concha of Mediaite trashed the show in a review today.

Sounds like nothing really new for Stephen Colbert..  Same person..just new studio/platform.  Big yawn..  Glad I didn’t bother to tune in.  The best he could do with 9 months of prep time was Jeb Bush…yawn.. and a fellow liberal, George Clooney..  BIG yawn..